president-cellphone:

“I’ve been as far as you can go.
I’ve learned a lot, and now,
I know you’re never gonna get me
on the floor again.
I’m prepared to take you to the end,
never gonna play your games again.
Bring your whole team and all your friends,
but I hope you’re listening.

Haunt me if you want me,
but I’ll warn you.
If you ever step to me…

I sometimes wish that I could fly,
hold me tight in your arms tonight,
sick of living inside a lie, alright.
I can’t count the time I’ve tried,
stand alone just to lift you high.
You’re my answer to the question why.
Why?

I’m sick of letting you control me and the places I go.
I’m never giving in to you again.
Take another look at me, and tell me what you see.
All of these cats trying to get under my skin,
but they can’t step over me.
You try to control me, but you can’t hold me.
You don’t own me.
If you ever step to me…

-Chorus-

I know it’s not me.
Take a look inside me.
I’m sick of these ways, so sick of these games,
couldn’t see it ‘til I multiplied you.
Call me a freak,
but I don’t want to hear the words you speak.
I’m taking control, just letting you know
that I won’t get sucked in by you.”

Haunt me if you want me, but I’ll warn you, If you ever step to me again, you try to control
me, but ya can’t hold me, you don’t own me, if you ever step to me.”


reblogged from angelicnirvana, originally president-cellphone
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 6 notes

post-elevator-us:

edgeofboring:

pepsicock:

purplepanda1999:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

Roll & rock

spice and sugar

Ashley and Mary-Kate

I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even


reblogged from slutandthefalcon, originally weepingdemon
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 132,411 notes

louis-vuittoff:

YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY


reblogged from slutandthefalcon, originally louis-vuittoff
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 72,092 notes

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 


reblogged from slutandthefalcon, originally threelivestoiled
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 47,234 notes

reblogged from slutandthefalcon, originally newkidsonmycock11
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 2,159 notes

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like


reblogged from slutandthefalcon, originally snarg
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 89,174 notes

reblogged from pilcherthegreat, originally makemestfu
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 137,583 notes

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

image

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment


reblogged from grandpanacea, originally moshita
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 31,474 notes
darknephilim:

strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:

amybouzagloofficial:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I don’t know if you guys saw the episode of Kitchen Nightmares, or if you’ve seen anything from their facebook meltdowns. But Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona openly admitted to stealing their servers tips! So if you could please publish this, it’s a link to a petition to get them investigated by the US Department of Labor, and hopefully the resulting legal action will ensure that everyone who worked there gets compensation for the lost tips.
Not only do they steal tips from the servers, they are verbally abusive to their staff and customers. This was all shown on the Kitchen Nightmares episode, as well as many reviews from people who’ve eaten there. I’m sorry that this isn’t exactly a Robin, but I’m hoping that if you guys publish it, it’ll get the remaining signatures it needs (which is about 800 more at the time of submitting).
Ramsay talked to a former waitress there, and the waitress said she’d seen 50 people come and go in her year and a half there. The husband admitted that it was more. So please, Robins, let’s help the Robins who suffered at the hands of Amy’s Baking Company hopefully get back the tips that are rightfully theirs!
https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-wage-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-boutique-bistro-in-scottsdale-az
[I also don’t know what to tag this as, but considering the verbal abuse I’m using the trigger and violence tags.]

YOU LITTLE PUNKS REALLY NEED TO FUCK OFF FOR ONCE. NEVER HAVE I OR MY HUSBAND STOLEN TIPS FROM OUR SERVERS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.  YOU KNOW WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE? YOU’RE TOO BUSY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON TUMBLR NOT HAVING A REAL JOB. BIG WOW KIDDO. I’LL BE SURE TO ALERT THE POLICE AND FBI COMPUTER CRIME UNIT OF THIS BLOG AND HAVE IT REMOVED. HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY.

Is this really a thing that is happening

that is happening

darknephilim:

strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:

amybouzagloofficial:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I don’t know if you guys saw the episode of Kitchen Nightmares, or if you’ve seen anything from their facebook meltdowns. But Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona openly admitted to stealing their servers tips! So if you could please publish this, it’s a link to a petition to get them investigated by the US Department of Labor, and hopefully the resulting legal action will ensure that everyone who worked there gets compensation for the lost tips.

Not only do they steal tips from the servers, they are verbally abusive to their staff and customers. This was all shown on the Kitchen Nightmares episode, as well as many reviews from people who’ve eaten there. I’m sorry that this isn’t exactly a Robin, but I’m hoping that if you guys publish it, it’ll get the remaining signatures it needs (which is about 800 more at the time of submitting).

Ramsay talked to a former waitress there, and the waitress said she’d seen 50 people come and go in her year and a half there. The husband admitted that it was more. So please, Robins, let’s help the Robins who suffered at the hands of Amy’s Baking Company hopefully get back the tips that are rightfully theirs!

https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-wage-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-boutique-bistro-in-scottsdale-az

[I also don’t know what to tag this as, but considering the verbal abuse I’m using the trigger and violence tags.]

YOU LITTLE PUNKS REALLY NEED TO FUCK OFF FOR ONCE. NEVER HAVE I OR MY HUSBAND STOLEN TIPS FROM OUR SERVERS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.  YOU KNOW WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE? YOU’RE TOO BUSY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON TUMBLR NOT HAVING A REAL JOB. BIG WOW KIDDO. I’LL BE SURE TO ALERT THE POLICE AND FBI COMPUTER CRIME UNIT OF THIS BLOG AND HAVE IT REMOVED. HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY.

Is this really a thing that is happening

that is happening


reblogged from grandpanacea, originally fuckyeahretailrobin
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 10,987 notes

incurableotaku:

rawrbeccasaurusrex:

itsmeloony:

iblamecolin:

rainbowballz:

why aren’t cloaks popular

I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man

you could just swish dramatically out of boring conversations

We could make cloaks popular, people, I mean look at the notes on this. If everyone who liked/reblogged this wore a cloak we could start a trend!

it’s likely none of us go outside

They make a depressingly good point.


reblogged from sassyassdalek, originally babebraham
posted 2 days ago on 16/5/2013 with 68,526 notes